NOTE: MUST BE PERSISTENT AND CAN NOT STOP UNTIL THEY LEAVE.
TECHNIQUE 1: Make this face and stay frozen:
TECHNIQUE 2: Turn into an animal. Can be any of the following:
Dog:
Dolphin:
Turkey:
Velociraptor:
TECHNIQUE 3: Spontaneously turn into Helen Keller:
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(Source: meinkampfy, via fuckyeahloldemort)
