WORDS and their ridiculous meanings (PART 3):
22) Defense – Ginamit ng mga pangsulat sa kontrata
sa PERSUADING
23) It Depends – Kainin mo ang bakod
24) Shampoo – Bago mag-labing-isha (11)
25) Delusion – Maluwang (kapag maluwang ang damit,
eh DELUSION)
26) Delivery – Walang bayad. Kapag working lunch,
eh DELIVERY na ang tanghalian
27) Profit – Patunayan mo
28] Balance Sheet – What comes out after eating a
balance diet
29) Backlog – bacon saka egg
30) Beehive – magpakatino ka
(Source: fuckyeahlaughters)